December 2011
3 posts
hey douches:
stop trying to contact me through my facebook profile, on which my lovely boyfriend is prominently featured. I know you think we had “a moment.” i know you’re hopelessly lonely and need some nostalgic postmortem (if you could even define that word). well, too bad. so sad. i’m happy now and all you ever did was make me miserable and sappy.
p.s. you’re not as handsome...